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w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063
My grandkids are gonna be like “GRANDMA JULIA ARE YOU OK”
"NO KIDDOS NO I AM NOT. DOO WEE OOO!"
And then the 150th
"GREAT-GRANDPA JUST DIE ALREADY"
*rises from the grave*
do wee oooooooooo bitches
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
"you look like your parents"
yeah i have this theory called genetics
Im not sure your theory is particularly valid cause I look NOTHING like my parents
if you don’t look like your parents why would someone say this to you
so many burns
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead